{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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\"You're Not Like Me\" is the debut EP by the Swedish hardcore punk band Raised Fist, released on June 6, 1994, through Burning Heart Records.
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Silas Merritt Robertson, often referred to as \"Uncle Si\", is an American television personality, veteran, and a retired reed maker for duck calls at Duck Commander. He is best known for his role on A&E's Duck Dynasty, on which he had emerged as a breakout cast member. He had also appeared on other shows such as the Outdoor Channel's Buck Commander and The Duckmen of Louisiana, and was the eponymous host of the Duck Dynasty spin-off Going Si-Ral. Si has also made a guest appearance on Last Man Standing, and in Big Idea Entertainment's Veggie Tales episode Merry Larry and the True Light of Christmas as Silas the Narrator. He is also presently cohosting the podcast Duck Call Room.
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